- waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
- taylor swift: *writes an album*
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
- One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
- Me: do you want a list
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
Revenge. You’re doing it right.
lets play “which download link is the real one”
(Source: puckermanfabray)
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
oh man this looks awesome
DO WANT
WITCHCRAFT.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.








